I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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