I think I am morally bankrupt
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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