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I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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