He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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