It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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