Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Do I have a choice?
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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