Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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