He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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