brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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