Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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