Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The air taste purple.
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