i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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