So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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