just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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