The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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