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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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