My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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