do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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