She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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