This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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