There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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