Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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