all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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