I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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