maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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