Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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