problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
