3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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