You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
