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You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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