I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You ate ashes out of my bong
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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