Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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