so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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