Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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