I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
How does it feel to date your dad?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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