Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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