ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Someone signed my nipple.
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