Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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