Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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