I want to make a zoo with you.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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