I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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