Banned from zoo.
Again?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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