Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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