This is not my ceiling
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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