I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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