i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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