are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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