doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
