im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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