It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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