I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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