I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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