Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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