why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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