oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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