This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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